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They are the best kept secret in the Universe. Their mission is to monitor extra-terrestrial activity on earth. They are your best, your last and your only line of defence. These guys, on the other hand, are a pair of pissheads in black suits. Welcome to the DSP Meal #2, held at FXB's Steakhouse in Monkstown on July 24, 1999. Written, Directed and Produced by Conor Clifford The Gang's All Here Table 1 Vicky Ralph Alan Megan JoeV Linnet Table 2 Chopper Waider Audrey Diarmuid JC Anita Dermot Cliffy Mike Triena Table 3 Finny Gary Pat Brian Broenwynn Jason Aly Table 4 Annette Gemma Bob Adrian BPC Bren Vicki John Mac Pete Individual Shots Bob Brian P. Casey Waider Brian (the other one) JoeV Ralph Triena Happy Couples Alan & Megan JC & Anita Brian & Broenwynn Mike & Triena John Mac & Vicki (mostly John Mac!) Geeks With Cameras Bob illustrates how light his camera is Bob continues to fiddle with the camera Adrian: Bob, what are you doing with that camera? Ralph checks his camera for scandal, unaware that his ear is on fire Random Groups (seated) Just a bunch of DSPs Audrey poses. No-one else seems to be aware of the camera. Six people, and guess who's drinking? The waitress gently lowers Pete into his chair Just another bunch of DSPs Austin Powers' Nemesis... "ONE..." "...MILLION..." "...DOLLARS!" Miscellany Anita, from JC's perspective "Show me the way to go home..." Those Damn Mirrors Annette's head explodes Pete demonstrates his "swelling head" trick The Captions That Will Cause My Death "This big, I swear." Why is Finny smiling, and where's his other hand? You caption this. Mike knows where I live. "I love you all like brothers!" "Uh-huh." Anyone for chess? Random Groups (standing) Still Mostly Sober (calm before the storm) Still Mostly Sober (driver boy!) Credits Unoriginal Music by: Background Toons'R'Us Editing: Waider Casting: Mordenkainen (yeah yeah. AD&D joke) Mens' Costume Design: Next, Black Tie, and Honest Bob's Tshirt Supplies. Special FX: Half-a-dozen geeks with too many computers Stunts: Waider Camera Crew: Finny, Bob, Waider and Ralph Assistant Camera Crew: pretty much everyone Best Boy: Brian P. Casey, Mr. G. Q. Smooth. Key Grip: Bob, for constant camera attention Post-Production: RedHat Linux 6.0 Distributors: Esat.net and DSPSRV, Inc. Catering: FXBs Transport: Various Dublin Taxis & a few sober drivers The DSPs used in this production were in no way mistreated and all scenes in which they appeared were under strict supervision with the utmost concern for their handling. Well, some concern Look, nobody died, okay? This page is Copyright © 1999 The DSPs and may not be quoted, sampled, or whatever without express written permission of whoever we can get to accept responsibility for these pictures. Unless, of course, you're using the images to inflict embarassment. In which case, refer to the DSP orientation guide, misquoted here: "They posed while drunk, their souls are forefeit."