More from the DSPsrv. Bob is one of the gang, and particularly conducive to bouts of silliness and drink. I'm the one who breaks easily.
From: Ronan Waide
To: dspsrv
Subject: [DspSrv] remains of the day
Or, injuries sustained in the course of a day with Bob.
Location Injury Cause
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Left forearm, Abrasions, some Tree climbing, failed attempt.
right upper arm. broken skin
Left hip Large bruise Spectacular failure to kerb-climb
with skateboard.
Left knuckles Severe bruising Attempting to deflect a pint of
Guinness that Bob was swinging at
me.
Wallet Untold damage Basic weakness when faced with
drink.
Waider. Typing is painful right now.