Meet Mr. Noseguy
Chopped from xscreensaver, credit and probably copyright/left/whatever to Jamie Zawinski
Doobedooo be doo
Doobe do, dooobey do booo
Goedenmorgen
frighten
--------
Willy is funny;
I will deceive Enya.
I will transport a sofa into the train.
I will tether Isacc Asimov!!
Mum wants cheese
I will carry Weslie!
I want hate...
Hugh is weak!?
...
Weslie is lonely
Too much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing.
-- Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles," stardate 4525.6.
Sopra la panca la capra campa,
sotto la panca la capra crepa.
CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!
How to Give Your Cat a Pill -- by Peggy Althoff
1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as
if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "Thats a nice
kitty." Drop pill into its mouth.
whirlgif Rev 2.01 (C) 1996 by Kevin Kadow
(C) 1991,1992 by Mark Podlipec
whirlgif -loop -o noseyboogey.gif -time 30 noseyr.gif noseyrw.gif noseyr.gif noseyrw.gif -time 20 noseyr.gif noseyrw.gif noseyr.gif noseyrw.gif -time 40 noseyl.gif noseylw.gif noseyl.gif noseylw.gif -time 100 noseylf.gif noseyf.gif -time 210 noseyp.gif noseyf.gif -time 100 noseyrf.gif -time 10 noseyr.gif noseyrw.gif noseyr.gif noseyrw.gif noseyr.gif noseyrw.gif noseyr.gif noseyrw.gif
#!/usr/bin/ksh
TIME=`date +%S`
if [[ $TIME = 00 ]]
then
echo "Hi";
else
if [[ $TIME = 01 ]]
then
echo "Goedendag";
else
if (($TIME < 7))
then
/home/jcoleman/util/poet/ep
else
if (($TIME < 10))
then
/home/jcoleman/util/poet/quotes /home/jcoleman/util/poet/trek.dat
else
if (($TIME < 12))
then
date +"It's the %a the %d of %h in 19%y (day %j of the year)"
else
if (($TIME < 20))
then
/home/jcoleman/c/yow -f /home/jcoleman/c/personal.lines
else
if (($TIME < 30))
then
/home/jcoleman/c/yow -f /home/jcoleman/info
else
if (($TIME < 45))
then
/home/jcoleman/c/yow -f /home/jcoleman/c/misc.lines
else
if (($TIME < 50))
then
/home/jcoleman/c/yow -f /home/dfrench/bin/smiley
else
/home/jcoleman/c/yow
fi
fi
fi
fi
fi
fi
fi
fi
fi
/* xscreensaver, Copyright (c) 1992 Jamie Zawinski
*
* Permission to use, copy, modify, distribute, and sell this software and its
* documentation for any purpose is hereby granted without fee, provided that
* the above copyright notice appear in all copies and that both that
* copyright notice and this permission notice appear in supporting
* documentation. No representations are made about the suitability of this
* software for any purpose. It is provided "as is" without express or
* implied warranty.
*/
/* Make a little guy with a big nose and a hat wanter around the screen,
spewing out messages. Derived from xnlock by Dan Heller .
*/
#include "screenhack.h"
#include
#if __STDC__
extern FILE *popen (const char *, const char *);
extern int pclose (FILE *);
#endif
#define Pixel unsigned long
#define font_height(font) (font->ascent + font->descent)
#define FONT_NAME "-*-times-*-*-*-*-18-*-*-*-*-*-*-*"
static Display *dpy;
static Window window;
static int Width, Height;
static GC fg_gc, bg_gc, text_fg_gc, text_bg_gc;
static char *words, *get_words();
static int x, y;
static XFontStruct *font;
static char *def_words = "I'm out running around.";
static void init_images(), walk(), talk();
static int think();
static unsigned long interval, look();
static Pixmap left0, left1, right0, right1;
static Pixmap left_front, right_front, front, down;
static char *program, *orig_program, *filename, *text;
#define FROM_ARGV 1
#define FROM_PROGRAM 2
#define FROM_FILE 3
#define FROM_RESRC 4
static int getwordsfrom;
#define IS_MOVING 1
#define GET_PASSWD 2
static int state; /* indicates states: walking or getting passwd */
static void (*next_fn) ();
#include "noses/nose.0.left"
#include "noses/nose.1.left"
#include "noses/nose.0.right"
#include "noses/nose.1.right"
#include "noses/nose.left.front"
#include "noses/nose.right.front"
#include "noses/nose.front"
#include "noses/nose.down"
static void
init_images ()
{
static Pixmap *images[] = {
&left0, &left1, &right0, &right1,
&left_front, &right_front, &front, &down
};
static unsigned char *bits[] = {
nose_0_left_bits, nose_1_left_bits, nose_0_right_bits,
nose_1_right_bits, nose_left_front_bits, nose_right_front_bits,
nose_front_bits, nose_down_bits
};
int i;
for (i = 0; i < sizeof (images) / sizeof (images[0]); i++)
if (!(*images[i] =
XCreatePixmapFromBitmapData(dpy, window,
(char *) bits[i], 64, 64, 1, 0, 1)))
{
fprintf (stderr, "%s: Can't load nose images", progname);
exit (1);
}
}
#define LEFT 001
#define RIGHT 002
#define DOWN 004
#define UP 010
#define FRONT 020
#define X_INCR 3
#define Y_INCR 2
static void
move()
{
static int length,
dir;
if (!length)
{
register int tries = 0;
dir = 0;
if ((random() & 1) && think())
{
talk(0); /* sets timeout to itself */
return;
}
if (!(random() % 3) && (interval = look()))
{
next_fn = move;
return;
}
interval = 20 + random() % 100;
do
{
if (!tries)
length = Width / 100 + random() % 90, tries = 8;
else
tries--;
switch (random() % 8)
{
case 0:
if (x - X_INCR * length >= 5)
dir = LEFT;
break;
case 1:
if (x + X_INCR * length <= Width - 70)
dir = RIGHT;
break;
case 2:
if (y - (Y_INCR * length) >= 5)
dir = UP, interval = 40;
break;
case 3:
if (y + Y_INCR * length <= Height - 70)
dir = DOWN, interval = 20;
break;
case 4:
if (x - X_INCR * length >= 5 && y - (Y_INCR * length) >= 5)
dir = (LEFT | UP);
break;
case 5:
if (x + X_INCR * length <= Width - 70 &&
y - Y_INCR * length >= 5)
dir = (RIGHT | UP);
break;
case 6:
if (x - X_INCR * length >= 5 &&
y + Y_INCR * length <= Height - 70)
dir = (LEFT | DOWN);
break;
case 7:
if (x + X_INCR * length <= Width - 70 &&
y + Y_INCR * length <= Height - 70)
dir = (RIGHT | DOWN);
break;
default:
/* No Defaults */
break;
}
} while (!dir);
}
walk(dir);
--length;
next_fn = move;
}
static void
walk(dir)
register int dir;
{
register int incr = 0;
static int lastdir;
static int up = 1;
static Pixmap frame;
if (dir & (LEFT | RIGHT))
{ /* left/right movement (mabye up/down too) */
up = -up; /* bouncing effect (even if hit a wall) */
if (dir & LEFT)
{
incr = X_INCR;
frame = (up < 0) ? left0 : left1;
}
else
{
incr = -X_INCR;
frame = (up < 0) ? right0 : right1;
}
if ((lastdir == FRONT || lastdir == DOWN) && dir & UP)
{
/*
* workaround silly bug that leaves screen dust when guy is
* facing forward or down and moves up-left/right.
*/
XCopyPlane(dpy, frame, window, fg_gc, 0, 0, 64, 64, x, y, 1L);
XFlush(dpy);
}
/* note that maybe neither UP nor DOWN is set! */
if (dir & UP && y > Y_INCR)
y -= Y_INCR;
else if (dir & DOWN && y < Height - 64)
y += Y_INCR;
}
/* Explicit up/down movement only (no left/right) */
else if (dir == UP)
XCopyPlane(dpy, front, window, fg_gc,
0, 0, 64, 64, x, y -= Y_INCR, 1L);
else if (dir == DOWN)
XCopyPlane(dpy, down, window, fg_gc,
0, 0, 64, 64, x, y += Y_INCR, 1L);
else if (dir == FRONT && frame != front)
{
if (up > 0)
up = -up;
if (lastdir & LEFT)
frame = left_front;
else if (lastdir & RIGHT)
frame = right_front;
else
frame = front;
XCopyPlane(dpy, frame, window, fg_gc, 0, 0, 64, 64, x, y, 1L);
}
if (dir & LEFT)
while (--incr >= 0)
{
XCopyPlane(dpy, frame, window, fg_gc,
0, 0, 64, 64, --x, y + up, 1L);
XFlush(dpy);
}
else if (dir & RIGHT)
while (++incr <= 0)
{
XCopyPlane(dpy, frame, window, fg_gc,
0, 0, 64, 64, ++x, y + up, 1L);
XFlush(dpy);
}
lastdir = dir;
}
static int
think()
{
if (random() & 1)
walk(FRONT);
if (random() & 1)
{
if (getwordsfrom == FROM_PROGRAM)
words = get_words(0, (char **) 0);
return 1;
}
return 0;
}
#define MAXLINES 40
static void
talk(force_erase)
int force_erase;
{
int width = 0,
height,
Z,
total = 0;
static int X,
Y,
talking;
static struct
{
int x,
y,
width,
height;
} s_rect;
register char *p,
*p2;
char buf[BUFSIZ],
args[MAXLINES][256];
/* clear what we've written */
if (talking || force_erase)
{
if (!talking)
return;
XFillRectangle(dpy, window, bg_gc, s_rect.x - 5, s_rect.y - 5,
s_rect.width + 10, s_rect.height + 10);
talking = 0;
if (!force_erase)
next_fn = move;
interval = 0;
{
/* might as well check the window for size changes now... */
XWindowAttributes xgwa;
XGetWindowAttributes (dpy, window, &xgwa);
Width = xgwa.width + 2;
Height = xgwa.height + 2;
}
return;
}
talking = 1;
walk(FRONT);
p = strcpy(buf, words);
if (!(p2 = index(p, '\n')) || !p2[1])
{
total = strlen (words);
strcpy (args[0], words);
width = XTextWidth(font, words, total);
height = 0;
}
else
/* p2 now points to the first '\n' */
for (height = 0; p; height++)
{
int w;
*p2 = 0;
if ((w = XTextWidth(font, p, p2 - p)) > width)
width = w;
total += p2 - p; /* total chars; count to determine reading
* time */
(void) strcpy(args[height], p);
if (height == MAXLINES - 1)
{
puts("Message too long!");
break;
}
p = p2 + 1;
if (!(p2 = index(p, '\n')))
break;
}
height++;
/*
* Figure out the height and width in pixels (height, width) extend the
* new box by 15 pixels on the sides (30 total) top and bottom.
*/
s_rect.width = width + 30;
s_rect.height = height * font_height(font) + 30;
if (x - s_rect.width - 10 < 5)
s_rect.x = 5;
else if ((s_rect.x = x + 32 - (s_rect.width + 15) / 2)
+ s_rect.width + 15 > Width - 5)
s_rect.x = Width - 15 - s_rect.width;
if (y - s_rect.height - 10 < 5)
s_rect.y = y + 64 + 5;
else
s_rect.y = y - 5 - s_rect.height;
XFillRectangle(dpy, window, text_bg_gc,
s_rect.x, s_rect.y, s_rect.width, s_rect.height);
/* make a box that's 5 pixels thick. Then add a thin box inside it */
XSetLineAttributes(dpy, text_fg_gc, 5, 0, 0, 0);
XDrawRectangle(dpy, window, text_fg_gc,
s_rect.x, s_rect.y, s_rect.width - 1, s_rect.height - 1);
XSetLineAttributes(dpy, text_fg_gc, 0, 0, 0, 0);
XDrawRectangle(dpy, window, text_fg_gc,
s_rect.x + 7, s_rect.y + 7, s_rect.width - 15, s_rect.height - 15);
X = 15;
Y = 15 + font_height(font);
/* now print each string in reverse order (start at bottom of box) */
for (Z = 0; Z < height; Z++)
{
XDrawString(dpy, window, text_fg_gc, s_rect.x + X, s_rect.y + Y,
args[Z], strlen(args[Z]));
Y += font_height(font);
}
interval = (total / 15) * 1000;
if (interval < 2000) interval = 2000;
next_fn = talk;
}
static unsigned long
look()
{
if (random() % 3)
{
XCopyPlane(dpy, (random() & 1) ? down : front, window, fg_gc,
0, 0, 64, 64, x, y, 1L);
return 1000L;
}
if (!(random() % 5))
return 0;
if (random() % 3)
{
XCopyPlane(dpy, (random() & 1) ? left_front : right_front,
window, fg_gc, 0, 0, 64, 64, x, y, 1L);
return 1000L;
}
if (!(random() % 5))
return 0;
XCopyPlane(dpy, (random() & 1) ? left0 : right0, window, fg_gc,
0, 0, 64, 64, x, y, 1L);
return 1000L;
}
static void
init_words()
{
char *mode = get_string_resource ("mode", "Mode");
program = get_string_resource ("program", "Program");
filename = get_string_resource ("filename", "Filename");
text = get_string_resource ("text", "Text");
if (program) /* get stderr on stdout, so it shows up on the window */
{
orig_program = program;
program = (char *) malloc (strlen (program) + 10);
strcpy (program, "( ");
strcat (program, orig_program);
strcat (program, " ) 2>&1");
}
if (!mode || !strcmp (mode, "program"))
getwordsfrom = FROM_PROGRAM;
else if (!strcmp (mode, "file"))
getwordsfrom = FROM_FILE;
else if (!strcmp (mode, "string"))
getwordsfrom = FROM_RESRC;
else
{
fprintf (stderr,
"%s: mode must be program, file, or string, not %s\n",
progname, mode);
exit (1);
}
if (getwordsfrom == FROM_PROGRAM && !program)
{
fprintf (stderr, "%s: no program specified.\n", progname);
exit (1);
}
if (getwordsfrom == FROM_FILE && !filename)
{
fprintf (stderr, "%s: no file specified.\n", progname);
exit (1);
}
words = get_words();
}
static int first_time = 1;
static char *
get_words()
{
FILE *pp;
static char buf[BUFSIZ];
register char *p = buf;
buf[0] = '\0';
switch (getwordsfrom)
{
case FROM_PROGRAM:
if ((pp = popen(program, "r")))
{
while (fgets(p, sizeof(buf) - strlen(buf), pp))
{
if (strlen(buf) + 1 < sizeof(buf))
p = buf + strlen(buf);
else
break;
}
(void) pclose(pp);
if (! buf[0])
sprintf (buf, "\"%s\" produced no output!", orig_program);
else if (!first_time &&
!strcmp (buf, "sh: fortune: not found\n"))
switch (random () % 20)
{
case 1: strcat (buf, "( Get with the program, bub. )\n");
break;
case 2: strcat (buf,
"( I blow my nose at you, you silly person! ) \n"); break;
case 3: strcat (buf,
"\nThe resource you want to\nset is `noseguy.program'\n");
break;
case 4:
strcat(buf,"\nHelp!! Help!!\nAAAAAAGGGGHHH!! \n\n"); break;
case 5: strcpy (buf, "You have new mail.\n"); break;
case 6:
strcat(buf,"( Hello? Are you paying attention? )\n");break;
case 7:
strcat (buf, "sh: what kind of fool do you take me for? \n");
break;
}
first_time = 0;
p = buf;
}
else
{
perror(program);
p = def_words;
}
break;
case FROM_FILE:
if ((pp = fopen(filename, "r")))
{
while (fgets(p, sizeof(buf) - strlen(buf), pp))
{
if (strlen(buf) + 1 < sizeof(buf))
p = buf + strlen(buf);
else
break;
}
(void) fclose(pp);
if (! buf[0])
sprintf (buf, "file \"%s\" is empty!", filename);
p = buf;
}
else
{
sprintf (buf, "couldn't read file \"%s\"!", filename);
p = buf;
}
break;
case FROM_RESRC:
p = text;
break;
default:
p = def_words;
break;
}
if (!p || *p == '\0')
p = def_words;
return p;
}
char *progclass = "Noseguy";
char *defaults [] = {
"Noseguy.background: black", /* to placate SGI */
"Noseguy.foreground: white",
"*mode: program",
"*program: fortune -s",
"noseguy.font: -*-new century schoolbook-*-r-*-*-*-180-*-*-*-*-*-*",
0
};
XrmOptionDescRec options [] = {
{ "-mode", ".mode", XrmoptionSepArg, 0 },
{ "-program", ".program", XrmoptionSepArg, 0 },
{ "-text", ".text", XrmoptionSepArg, 0 },
{ "-filename", ".filename", XrmoptionSepArg, 0 },
{ "-font", ".font", XrmoptionSepArg, 0 },
{ "-text-foreground", ".textForeground", XrmoptionSepArg, 0 },
{ "-text-background", ".textBackground", XrmoptionSepArg, 0 }
};
int options_size = (sizeof (options) / sizeof (options[0]));
static void
noseguy_init (d, w)
Display *d;
Window w;
{
Pixel fg, bg, text_fg, text_bg;
XWindowAttributes xgwa;
Colormap cmap;
char *fontname = get_string_resource ("font", "Font");
char **list;
int foo, i;
XGCValues gcvalues;
dpy = d;
window = w;
XGetWindowAttributes (dpy, window, &xgwa);
Width = xgwa.width + 2;
Height = xgwa.height + 2;
cmap = xgwa.colormap;
init_words();
init_images();
if (!fontname || !(font = XLoadQueryFont(dpy, fontname)))
{
list = XListFonts(dpy, FONT_NAME, 32767, &foo);
for (i = 0; i < foo; i++)
if ((font = XLoadQueryFont(dpy, list[i])))
break;
if (!font)
{
fprintf (stderr, "%s: Can't find a large font.", progname);
exit (1);
}
XFreeFontNames(list);
}
fg = get_pixel_resource ("foreground", "Foreground", dpy, cmap);
bg = get_pixel_resource ("background", "Background", dpy, cmap);
text_fg = get_pixel_resource ("textForeground", "Foreground", dpy, cmap);
text_bg = get_pixel_resource ("textBackground", "Background", dpy, cmap);
/* notice when unspecified */
if (! get_string_resource ("textForeground", "Foreground"))
text_fg = bg;
if (! get_string_resource ("textBackground", "Background"))
text_bg = fg;
gcvalues.font = font->fid;
gcvalues.graphics_exposures = False;
gcvalues.foreground = fg;
gcvalues.background = bg;
fg_gc = XCreateGC (dpy, window,
GCForeground|GCBackground|GCGraphicsExposures|GCFont,
&gcvalues);
gcvalues.foreground = bg;
gcvalues.background = fg;
bg_gc = XCreateGC (dpy, window,
GCForeground|GCBackground|GCGraphicsExposures|GCFont,
&gcvalues);
gcvalues.foreground = text_fg;
gcvalues.background = text_bg;
text_fg_gc = XCreateGC (dpy, window,
GCForeground|GCBackground|GCGraphicsExposures|GCFont,
&gcvalues);
gcvalues.foreground = text_bg;
gcvalues.background = text_fg;
text_bg_gc = XCreateGC (dpy, window,
GCForeground|GCBackground|GCGraphicsExposures|GCFont,
&gcvalues);
x = Width / 2;
y = Height / 2;
state = IS_MOVING;
}
void
screenhack (d, w)
Display *d;
Window w;
{
noseguy_init (d, w);
next_fn = move;
while (1)
{
next_fn (0);
XSync (dpy, True);
usleep (interval * 1000);
}
}
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